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Hi, I'm Marleigh. I'm nineteen. I'm taken. I'm weird. Good day to you.

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Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than pain

I feel like this is especially appropriate for cars and turtles in the road.

And don’t drill holes in them or paint em. Its painful and toxic and you’ll make the poor things cry! 

Our turtles love having their heads and chins scratched.  And a light pat on their shells.  No hits, or thumps.  They love good pets, please pet them with love.

Shells are LITERALLY their backbone, imagine if someone thumped you hard on the spine. It would suck right? Don’t do it. 
Also their shells are covered in a VERY thin layer of fingernail-like material called scutes. When you paint it, a) it’s very easy for the toxins in the paint to absorb into the turtle’s system and poison them, b) it cuts off circulation to the thin layer of living skin below the scutes, c) it deforms the shell because turtles, especially young turtles, grow rapidly and the paint will inhibit proper shell growth and d) prevents the turtle from absorbing necessary vitamin D from UV rays (you know, that stuff they need to live). NEVER EVER PAINT A TURTLE EVER.
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"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biology of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."
- Our Bodies, Ourselves.

Always reblog. love the tampon string.
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✯ Lollipop :: Artist Moony Khoa Le ✯ (moonywolf)
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Here, have Anna barging in to your dash :)

Go away Anna…


is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class

guys that is not funny people have done at shit


awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

(Source: crystalized-snow)


"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"


[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.





dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

I read a book like that once too. except his twin wasn’t evil and he didn’t trap her in a dungeon. He just got her drunk, oh wait, so yeah, I guess he was evil.

It was actually a choose your destiny book. I was thirteen, and I still ended up getting drunk in the choose your destiny. I have always had these problems.