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Hi, I'm Marleigh. I'm nineteen. I'm taken. I'm weird. Good day to you.
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haildisney:


Here, have Anna barging in to your dash :)

Go away Anna…

the-vaccines:

is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class

guys that is not funny people have done at shit

dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

(Source: crystalized-snow)

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

bobmarleigh:

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

I read a book like that once too. except his twin wasn’t evil and he didn’t trap her in a dungeon. He just got her drunk, oh wait, so yeah, I guess he was evil.

It was actually a choose your destiny book. I was thirteen, and I still ended up getting drunk in the choose your destiny. I have always had these problems.

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

I read a book like that once too. except his twin wasn’t evil and he didn’t trap her in a dungeon. He just got her drunk, oh wait, so yeah, I guess he was evil.

2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

(Source: oknope)

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tastefullyoffensive:

[nitekechi]
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amialexvauseyet:

I am not yet Alex Vause.

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livelifetipsy:

#sunrise #nofilter
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